whoops I accidentally Sokka
Sarah pointed it out and now I can’t unsee it
actual quote from actual Harper
I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.
"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"
This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.
- Dragon Age Origins
- Me: Not gonna go for the stupid blonde hot guy. Not gonna go for the stupid blonde hot guy.
- Alistair: Hey I'm a massive doof.
- Me: Dammit.
- Dragon Age II
- Me: Totally definitely not going to go for the stupid hot blonde guy. Gonna mix it up this time. Gonna---
- Anders: Mage rights.
- Me: FUCK.
- -waiting on Inquisition-
- Me: ABSOLUTELY GOING TO AVOID THE STUPID HOT BLONDE GUY. NO HOT BLONDE GUYS FOR ME. GOING TO MIX IT UP. GONNA HOOK UP WITH JOSEPHINE--OR--OR CASSANDRA--OR---
- Bioware: -releases new screenshots of Cullen-
- Me: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW OH MY GOD.